I had the McRib for the first time last week. I spent the next two days trying to forget that I had. It's not that it even tasted bad actually. For the first 1/3rd of the sandwich I thought it was pretty tasty. But by the halfway point I remember wishing it was over. A couple of days later, after I got over how sick it made me, I saw their commercial for it and wanted it again. So far I have been able to resist but, man, every time that commercial comes on I get tempted. Anyway, for any curious bystanders, I recommend avoiding the McRib.
5 thoughts on “Brainwashing”
jhorsley3
The scientific name for the McRib is the McAssBlaster, since that is the reaction your body has to processed-fake-whatever-the-hell-it-is- they put in that thing.
wickidchyld
actual footage of john being advised against the mcrib http://twitpic.com/34fzta
Johndango
I’m pretty sure that that is Photoshopped.
Wickidchyld
Ah, the fifth stage of McRib: denial. Or is that more like stage 3.5?
Binky
What comes around, goes around?
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